The cords of death encompassed me, and the torrents of ungodliness terrified me.
The cords of Sheol surrounded me; the snares of death confronted me.
In my distress I called upon the Lord, and cried to my God for help; He heard my voice out of His temple, and my cry for help before Him came into His ears.
I just thought it would be fun to post a comment one or two minutes after you put up the post.
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Sure, Bob. Have your fun in my misery!
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Bart...you really are a true blue Macaholic! Only a true Mac guy would take his Macbook to the chair with him!
ReplyDeleteYour fellow pilgrim in computer perfection!
jrm
Jack
ReplyDeleteBart may correct me, but I believe he is using his iPhone.
Either way, Bart is an apostle for all things mac and Apple. He saved me from the darkness of Vista.
:-)
And you're from Arkansas. Take care of those teeth ... ah, that tooth.
ReplyDeleteYou'll think twice next time before telling those deacons you want a raise.
Robin
ReplyDeleteGood for you Bro.!.Once you go MAC! You never go back!
jrm
Jim,
ReplyDeleteRobin is correct—those earbuds are connected to my iPhone. Yet no volume setting is loud enough to drown out drilling in your own mouth.
Greg,
ReplyDeleteIt takes one to know one.
Macs are for liberals.
ReplyDeleteSo if you cannot dazzle them with your brilliance, you gonna try to dazzle them with your smile?
ReplyDeleteBy the way, is that a sucker hanging out of the corner of your mouth there? Looks like the dentist wants you to make a repeat visit.
Dave Miller,
ReplyDeleteThank you, O follower of world-renown hard-right-winger Bill Gates!
To add to my earlier revelation: The iPhone is also responsible for the picture.
ReplyDeleteLuke,
ReplyDeleteThat's the handle of an impression tray. Be thankful that I didn't photograph the mess when she took it out!
...So I come back into the office & dial in Praisegodbarebones just as the phone rings.
ReplyDeleteAs I answer the call, this picture pops up on my screen. Thanks alot! This guy who called to find out what kind of grass to seed over his septic tank now thinks I am huffing laughing gas!
sean
That's one of the best posts I've seen in the blogesphere in a long time.
ReplyDeleteBart, go easy on Bill Gates. He has been demoted to THIRD richest man in the world and he needs our compassion, not our criticism.
ReplyDeleteQuestion: What is the difference between medieval torture and modern dentistry?
ReplyDeleteAnswer: Almost nothing
ReplyDeletemmmmm halfway through a dental procedure my dentist started chatting about his work as a forensic dentist at crime scenes...how this morning he had been called lakeside to where a gutted shark had coughed up a head which he had been poking his fingers about inside.
ReplyDeleteThen I noticed that smell.... :(
Steve